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The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever




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dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

2,160,001 plays

roavaswardrobe:

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

kelseyclimbingmountains:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

For the laughs. Interested who’s showing me some loving too…

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

hehadamechanicalarm:

badrepute:

grubby—garbage-queen:

fugaazi:

fugaazi:

methbusters:

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude man bruh like

Please do it

DO IT

Guys this is my favorite please do this

Tell you what send me an anon and I’ll probably date you

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

The average age in Boston in the early 1770s was 14. More than half the population of Boston was under 21 in the events leading up to the American Revolution.

It really puts everything into a completely different context, doesn’t it?

 #England: YOU DO YOUR CHORES LIKE I ASKED YOU #America: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM #*slams door* #England: OOOHH YOU’RE GONNA GET IT #America: EAT MY SHORTS (beggars-opera)

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beben-eleben:

Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

swolizard:

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

mytra-fallen-angel:

jared-fabalecki:

we make it out alive

wow